Best Gears Out in 2026

PINK ESSENTIAL EMERGENCY ROADSIDE KIT– Stay safe and stylish with the Pretty Pink Roadside Kit. Be prepared for common roadside mishaps with this tough and rugged car emergency kit for women. Be ready for everything from a dead battery to low tire pressure, all with this fabulous pink set.

IT’S ALL STARTS WITH A GREAT BAG – A standard roadside kit remains in a car for years on end, being bumped, squished, and moved around all the time, so a quality carry bag is an absolute necessity. This sturdy, soft-sided, black and pink tool bag is just what your daughter, girlfriend, wife, or mother needs to keep her important safety kit together for the long haul. It also features a wide reflective strip to increase visibility for other drivers.

ALL THE ESSENTIAL ACCESSORIES FOR ROADSIDE EMERGENCIES - This pink roadside emergency set is packed with all the basic must-haves every woman should carry in her car. It holds a 12 ft set of black and pink booster cables and first aid kit, as well as a pink hand crank emergency flashlight, multi tool, tire gauge, emergency hammer, whistle with compass, ice scraper, and How to Jump Start Your Car Instruction card.

🦄FULL PROTECTION FOR YOUR HANDS - Shield your hands from awful burns whenever you bake or cook. Our 12-inch mitts are designed to protect your hands and wrists from hot pans, pots, or oven racks.

🦄 BRING THE MAGIC TO YOUR KITCHEN - Give your cooking space a magical vibe! Our silicone oven mitt comes in a glittery unicorn design that'll add a pop of color and personality to your kitchen.

🦄 ENJOY AN EVERLASTING ACCESSORY - Our oven mitt gloves are as tough as they are cute. Each glove is made with sturdy and durable silicone that won't break, crack, or tear even at high temperatures.

OH NO … DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? – So, you thought you’d get away with a silent but deadly. Instead, you found there was a little more loaded in the cannon than expected. Don’t panic! Grab the Shart Wipes, and rescue yourself!

TRAVEL SIZE - BE PREPARED ANYWHERE – A travel-sized pack of Shart Wipes is the ideal size for concealment while packing enough power to handle any situation where shart happens. Don’t be caught unprepared at work, the grocery store, church, or anywhere else a fart can go rogue. You can't go wrong with these hysterical and handy wipes. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*

HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Everyone, everywhere has unwisely trusted a fart. Surprise all the hard-to-buy-for people in your life with a package of useful Shart Wet Wipes.

FEELING TENSE, DILL WITH IT – When you’re in a pickle and feeling stressed out, reach for your Dill Dough and relieve that tension.

PATENTED STRESS RELIEF PUTTY, WITH LIGHT DILL SCENT – Capture the therapeutic bliss of squishable, squeezable stress putty, while breathing in the delicious pickle scent that makes Dill-Dough a one of a kind, hilarious stress relief toy for one and all.

SWEETS CAN’T RELAX YOU LIKE A GOOD HANDFUL OF DILL-DOUGH – When you’re stressed to the max, eating your feelings won’t be half as invigorating as a relaxing session with your Dill-Dough! Squish your anxiety away with a healthy dose of green, dill-scented stress putty!

HATS FOR YOUR HOOTERS – It’s time we keep EVERYTHING warm safe against cold, harsh winds. Keep your knockers nestled tight all winter long.

KNIT TO BE A HIT – What holiday morning is complete without a “homemade” knit gift? Instead of giving her another boring pair of mittens, this silly stocking stuffer for ladies will have everyone laughing.

CLASSIC STOCKING CAP DESIGN – The twins are going to look stylish in these classically-designed, red knit caps which feature adorable white puffs for some added pizzazz.

GET YOUR PAWS ON THE PERFECT CRAZY CAT LADY GIFTS - These unique mint tins are Gears Out exclusives, so they’re sure to be a hit with all cat collectors.

NO TUNA BREATH FOR YOU – These wintergreen mints will come in handy when your favorite feline comes for cuddles after dinner. 1 oz of minty goodness, approx. 165 mints.

FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TEENS AND ADULTS – Everyone who loves cats will be excited to find I Just Kissed My Cat Breath Mints in their stockings.

HOT DAM, THAT’S FRESH – I Like Beavers Mints can restore even the swampiest stank breath to fresh and minty sweet. If you’re crazy about a wet and wild beaver, this weird gag gift for adults is absolutely for you.

PEPPERMINT MINTS BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES LINGERING BEAVER BREATH – These peppermint breath mints are a must-have for anyone who may have a random wild beaver encounter. You never know when it could happen, so you best be prepared. 1 oz. of mint breath fresheners come to approximately 165 mints.

SIDE-SPLITTING GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – I Like Beavers Mints are a crazy gift idea you can add to care packages, adult Easter baskets, and stockings, as well as birthday, just because, and bachelor party gifts.

SANTA HATS FOR YOUR HOOTERS – It’s time we keep those snow globes safe against cold, brisk winds. Snow Globe Sweaters will have your ornaments nestled tight all winter long.

KNIT TO BE A CHRISTMAS HIT – What Christmas morning is complete without a handmade gift? Instead of giving her another boring ear warmer, this silly stocking stuffer for ladies will have everyone laughing

CLASSIC STOCKING CAP DESIGN – The twin elves are going to look stylish in these classically-designed, red knit caps which feature adorable white puffs for some added holiday pizzazz.

IT’S LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG HAD A BABY – Do you remember what it was like to be a kid? No stress. No problems. Just playing and taking naps. Those were the days. You can have those carefree days again with Sloth Dreams Patience Putty. It’s therapeutic and fun. What more could you ask for?

TIME TO SLOW WAY DOWN – When you’ve got nothing to be in a hurry for, life can be quite beautiful. If sloths teach one thing by example, it’s to stop and smell the roses…and probably eat them. They’re sloths, what do you expect? Stop worrying about life, grab some putty and just enjoy.

SLOTHS ARE JUST AWESOME – It’s a sloth. Do you even need another reason for buying this? They’re the cutest animals on the planet with the best attitude ever. They look stoned 24-hours a day and have the munchies all the time. Who wouldn’t want to be a sloth? Sloth Dreams Patience Putty is the closest thing you can get…legally.

GET YOUR PAWS ON THE PERFECT CRAZY DOG PERSON GIFTS – Dog lovers are a breed all their own, and they’re going to love this cute puppy gift.

I JUST KISSED MY DOG, NOW WHAT? – These wintergreen mints will come in handy when your favorite pup comes for cuddles after dinner. 1 oz of dog breath fighting power equals about 165 mints.

FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR KIDS, TEENS AND ADULTS – Everyone who loves dogs will be excited to find I Just Smooched My Pooch Mints in their stockings.

A FUNNY DOSE OF SHUT THE HELL UP – These hilarious, unique mint tins are Gears Out exclusives, so they’re going to be a hilarious, unique keepsake at home, work, school, or libraries everywhere.

FRESH BREATH FOR THE NONSTOP TALKER – These peppermint mints will come in handy whenever you’re cornered by the office gossip or nagging soulmate. 1 oz. of mint breath fresheners come to approx. 165 mints.

FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TEENS AND ADULTS – These funny mints are the gift that keeps on giving for everyone who needs a break from constant noise and nose pollution.

SAIL WITH CONFIDENCE – Never worry about the state of your sail again! Before inviting anyone aboard, take a moment to freshen up with Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes, then hoist that mainsail with pride, sailor!

CRUSTY VESSELS AREN’T GOOD – A dirty captain is unhealthy and unappealing to passengers. Be prepared for anything wherever the North Star may lead you. A pack of Seamen Wipes is a handy helper when you need to swab the deck. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and clean up any deal-breaking barnacles that may be hanging around.

HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR MEN – If you’re looking for a showstopping gag gift for a special man in your life, your ship has come in! Everyone in the room will get a kick out of this hilarious pack of novelty wipes. Surprise your friends and family with this gut-busting package of Seamen Moist Wipes and you’ll be a legend on land and at sea.

TOPPERS FOR YOUR TATAS – Bare nips are just begging for frostbite. Keep your bazongas bundled all winter long.

THE KNIT THAT’S SURE TO BE A HIT – Rather than spend hours of your precious time knitting another pair of mittens, give a gift with that “homemade” feel that she’ll literally keep close to her heart.

HILARIOUS STOCKING HAT DESIGN – Treat the twins to a stylish set of these classically-designed, red knit stocking caps which feature spiffy white puffs for some added flair.

NOBODY LIKES A DIRTY ASS – Friends don’t let friends walk around with a raging case of dirty ass donkey funk. Pass the Wipes, amigo!

COVERS ALL SORTS OF COMMON ASS PROBLEMS – A pack of these Wipes is the perfect solution to leading ass-related situations such as: Smartasses, Jackasses, and Asshats. The discreet travel size pack is ideal for wipe concealment, so those asses won't even see them coming.

HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Laughter makes the world a happier place. Surprise someone with an unexpected donkey-kick in the funny bone with a package of Azz Wipes.

GOO FOR THE SOUL – When you’re bogged down with stress, play is good for the soul – at every age. Take a moment to relax and enjoy some sloppy, snotty fun and get back on track.

LIKE PIXIE DUST, BUT SQUISHIER – Capture the magic of unicorns with this hilarious stress relief toy for all ages. Stress will ooze right through your fingers.

SKIP THE SUGARS, GRAB UNICORN BOOGERS – Don’t treat stress with a trip to the nearest vending machine or ice cream shop! Squish your anxiety away with a healthy dose of gooey, green Unicorn Putty!

ALWAYS HAVE SPARES - Includes five biohazard specimen bags for raunchy farts

HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR FARTERS OF ALL AGES - Farts can happen to anyone. Give this funny gag gift to teens, men and women

DON’T MAKE A STINK – If you live in constant fear of booty betrayal, Fart Catchers are just what the doctor ordered.

BREATH SO STRONG, IT CALLS FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL – Unpleasant breath happens, but when you’re growing more concerned that someone’s been eating week-old roadkill every time they open their mouth, it’s time to whip out the big guns – Stank Breath Mints!

CLEAR THE AIR FOR EVERYONE’S SAKE – Stank Breath wintergreen mints have your back, and your breath, when you’re afraid your mouth is a lethal weapon. Packed with 1 oz. of delicious breath fresheners, everyone around you will breathe easier when you’re carrying a tin of these pint-sized powerhouses. Contains approximately 165 wintergreen mints.

FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR KIDS, TEENS, AND ADULTS – Stank Breath Mints will give everyone a hearty laugh and start Christmas morning on a silly, memorable note. Finding this funny gag gift in their stockings will give everyone in the room a reason to smile.

BE PREPARED FOR THE DUTCH OVEN – Have you had to fight for your life during a Dutch oven attack? With the Love Stinks Fart Relief Mask, you will never be a victim again.

LOVE YOUR PARTNER, NOT THE NIGHT TERRORS – If you share a bed with a chronic sleep farter, you know where nightmares come from. Sweet dreams are made of this…gas mask.

HANDY ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE – Do yourself a favor and pick up some extras. Love stinks in cars, living rooms, bathrooms, at the grocery store, and anywhere else butts can be found.

CHRISTMAS CHEER IN A TIN – When you’re feeling more like the Grinch than Old St. Nick, it’s time to put away the wrapping paper and get out Santa’s Snot Fidget Putty. You’ll be back on speaking terms with Max in no time.

HOLIDAY STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – Don’t let the holiday blahs keep you down. A few pulls and a tug of Santa’s Snot, and you’ll be good as new. Plaster on that smile, sprinkle a little fake snow, knock back some eggnog, and you’ll be ready to jingle all the way through the season.

A WEIRD STOCKING STUFFER FOR ADULTS AND KIDS – Everyone gets stressed out to the point that they’re just plain old grumpy, but they don’t have to stay that way. Not only is Santa’s Snot Fidget Putty a funny, festive surprise to find in a stocking, but it’s also wonderful for relaxing away some holiday anxiety through therapeutic play.

NAUGHTY KITTY, NICE SURPRISE – If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a pussy cat toots, the mystery is over! Pussy Poots are a sweet and spunky pink cotton candy treat you’ll never forget!

WANT A TASTE? GET YA SOME! – Curious? Go ahead, and have a taste! The best gag gifts for adults serve up a surprise for everyone in the room. When it comes to catching a crowd off guard, Pussy Poots Cotton Candy is a sure thing!

PERFECT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS AND ADULT GIFT EXCHANGES – Pussy Poots Cotton Candy is a hilarious grown up gift that will add a jaw-dropping surprise to care packages, grab bag presents, Christmas gift exchanges, and adult stockings for men and women.

BECAUSE URANUS IS MIGHTY POWERFUL – You Smell Like Uranus Mints come in a hilarious collectible tin that will deliver powerful belly laughs along with delicious chocolate mint breath fresheners.

TASTY CHOCOLATE BREATH MINTS COUNTER THAT UNMISTAKABLE URANUS ODOR – These chocolate breath mints are a must-have for anyone who is fighting a constant battle with Uranus. 1 oz. of mint breath fresheners come to approximately 165 mints.

AWESOME STOCKING STUFFERS FOR KIDS, TEENS, AND ADULTS – You Smell Like Uranus Mints are sure to make a room roll with laughter when you add a tin to care packages, stockings, Father’s Day gifts, Mother’s Day gifts, Valentine’s Day and Easter Baskets. Wrap them up for a Secret Santa gift exchange or weird White Elephant gift.

DON’T BE A GRUMPY GUS - CHILL OUT – When you get a case of the grumps, stop and grab Grumpy Stress Relief Putty. It’s designed to remove grumpiness and bring the smile back to your face. Grouchy doesn’t look good on anyone.

STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – A good day and sunny outlook on life are only a few pulls and tugs from Grumpy Stress Relief Putty. No matter what soured your mood, the putty can make it all go away. Bad day at work? Tough day in class? Soothe the grumpiness with some playtime.

NO ONE LIKES GRUMPY PEOPLE – Did REM do a song about Dull, Grumpy People? Did Adam Sandler do a movie called Grumpy Gilmore? No. Why? No one likes a sourpuss. Even the Grinch got his smile back and despite being an evil psychopath, Freddy Krueger always had a smile on his face.

IF IT’S WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT – When workouts give you a high to rival that of any narcotic, then you’re ready for the Workout Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty. Your relationship may not be conventional, but you don’t care what other people think.

EVEN YOUR MUSCLES NEED A BREAK – When your muscles are jelly, and you can’t go one more step on the treadmill, then take a break and play with your stress relief putty. It’ll keep your mind occupied until that guy gets off YOUR machines, or you can lift your legs again.

THINK OF IT AS A WORKOUT FOR YOUR HANDS – You’ve worked on your biceps, triceps, and even your core, but your hands need a workout too. Go ahead and squish, squeeze, and squelch your way to strong hands.

THEY DRIVE YOU CRAZY BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM – They can work your last nerve and drive you to the edge of insanity BECAUSE you love them so darn much. These hilarious, unique mint tins are gifts from the heart and will be treasured by those you just can’t help but love straight on through the crazy. It’s funny, ‘cause it’s true - and you both know it.

IF YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, YOU’VE MADE EACH OTHER CRAZY – It doesn’t matter whether it’s your mom, brother, kid, BFF, significant other, or pen pal from fourth grade, if you care about each other, you’ve crazed each other at some point. This cute gag gift pokes fun at one of life’s realities, and everyone can relate.

TAKE A DEEP, FRESH BREATH – You Drive Me Crazy But I Still Love You wintergreen breath mints will come in handy whenever they do something that gives you a twitch. The tin holds approximately 165 tasty, keep-your-cool mints.

ZOMBIE BALLS TURN BATHTIME INTO A THRILLING EXPERIENCE – Zombies capture the imaginations of horror fans of all ages. Whether you laugh at their clumsiness or get chills from their insatiable hunger for the living, a good zombie story is a thrill for the masses. We’ve captured the eerie essence of these grisly ghouls in Zombie Bath Balls. Don’t be scared!

TWO LARGE, GREEN AND BLACK BATH BOMBS TRANSFORM YOUR TUB INTO A MURKY MARVEL – Each pack includes two extra-large bath fizzers that are oddly rejuvenating. Creepy meets exhilarating with the dark magic of our Zombie Balls Bath Bombs! When ordinary bathwater turns dark and ominous bath time becomes shuddersome fun for everyone.

PREMIUM BATH BOMBS MADE IN THE USA – Our giant Zombie Fizzers are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bath bomb is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.

YEAH RIGHT, THE DOG DID IT – Crop Dusting Champion Mints are for the skilled farting ninjas in your life. They’re masters at blaming their stench on everyone from the family pet to the baby sleeping quietly across the room. Call them out with this crazy novelty gift.

PEPPERMINT MINTS FOR THE SERIAL CROP DUSTER – Their hind ends may be the source of nostril-scorching misery, but their breath doesn’t have to be. Maybe their spicy peppermint breath will alert you to their presence before they can strike from behind! 1 oz. of peppermint breath fresheners come to approximately 165 mints.

CROP DUSTING GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – Crop Dusting Champion Mints are a funny gag gift idea – heavy on the gag – you can add to care packages, Easter baskets, and stockings, as well as birthday, just because, and office and Father’s Day gifts

SHOOT FOR THE MOUTH – Every day in the rat race can feel like a zombie apocalypse. It’s all about survival, and we have just the snack to help you keep up the fight. Zombie Munch Trail Mix comes in resealable gift bags, so you and your friends can savor that zombie flavor and get a boost of energy to survive the day.

FUNNY GAG GIFT FOR KIDS, TEENS, AND ADULTS – Funny gag gifts make surviving even the most mundane or stressful days so much easier. Friends and family of all ages will love getting a bag of Zombie Survival Trail Mix. Who wouldn’t want a bag full of laughs and tasty, spicy snacks?

PERFECT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS AND EASTER BASKETS – Zombie Munch Survival Mix is a funny zombie gift that will add giggles to care packages, White Elephant parties, Christmas gift exchanges, and Easter Baskets for children, teens, college students, and adults.

A FUNNY DOSE OF DIETING REALITY – These hilarious, unique mint tins are exclusive Gears Out Reality Mints, celebrating a topic many feel, but few have the words to articulate: I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for food. I don’t even know where tacos live.

FRESH BREATH AFTER MANY A TACO TUESDAY – With a whopping 1 ounce of peppermint mints, you’ll be set to fight cilantro breath for approximately 165 Taco Tuesdays!

FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR EVOLVED CONSUMERS – Let’s face it, there aren’t many among us who would survive as cavemen. Hunt For Tacos Mints celebrates those who appreciate that they don’t have to hunt and gather any further than the taco truck or local grocery store.

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH BECOME A T-REX AND EAT IT – Be a mighty carnivore of prehistoric times and swallow that stress whole. We won’t even mention the tiny little arms. Pull and squish the putty through your hands and the stress will melt away.

STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS…OR CLAWS – When the world has your stomach tied in knots, grab some dino putty and imagine what the velociraptor would do. Would it cower in the corner or take that stress on with its bare claws like a savage? Dinosaur Snot Putty is everything you need to twist and tear that tension up!

YOU KNEAD DINOSAUR PREHISTORIC FIDGET PUTTY – You don’t need to stress eat 30 cows, because your dinosaur-level stress is through the roof. An overly full dinosaur feels horrible and is likely another predator’s next meal. Don’t stress eat, clear your head with awesome stress putty.

SANTA CLAUS CHRISTMAS GNOME - This funny Santa figurine is gnome for the holidays! He’s gussied up in his classic red Santa suit, but he’s feeling a little cheeky! This mooning Santa will give all your other gnome Christmas decorations a reason to blush.

LARGE SANTA CLAUS DECORATION - Our cute gnome statue is 12 inches tall and 8.25 inches wide and stands out wherever he calls home. This hilarious Christmas garden gnome is sure to be a show stopper.

INDOOR OUTDOOR CHRISTMAS DECOR - He’s perfectly sized to fit into any holiday display, whether that’s in your home or out in the garden. You can even brighten up the office with this festive and funny gnome.