Best Modern Wit in 2026

✔️ 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞: When you're young, everything seems like it will be forever. But then you blink and suddenly your knees hurt for no reason. These birthday cards will remind you of how far you've come, and all the fun times that lie ahead!

✔️ 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝: Our assorted birthday cards are not just for the jokes. We pride ourselves on offering a wide range of unique gift ideas for anyone with an appreciation for a joke but who also wants something beyond a run-of-the-mill pun.

✔️ 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬: A hilarious birthday card pack for friends, family, and loved ones. Our box set birthday cards are always humorous but never mean, making them a great gift for anyone who understands how important humor is in life.

✔️ 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞: Our birthday cards remind us of the timeless treasure we share as friends. Through the chapters of life, filled with laughter and support, our connection grows stronger. You hold the key to my secrets, my dreams, and my true self. With each passing year, our bond deepens, for you already know too much.

✔️ 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝: Our assorted birthday cards are not just for the jokes. We pride ourselves on offering a wide range of unique gift ideas for anyone with an appreciation for a joke but who also wants something beyond a run-of-the-mill pun

✔️ 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬: A hilarious birthday card pack for friends, family, and loved ones. Our box set birthday cards are always humorous but never mean, making them a great gift for anyone who understands how important humor is in life.

✔️𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞: There goes the neighborhood, and with it, the opportunity to celebrate our amazing neighbors like you. Our special new house card reminds you of the wonderful community we share, where kindness, friendship, and support flourish. Thank you for being an exceptional neighbor, bringing joy and warmth to our lives. Cheers to being great neighbors!

✔️𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝: Our housewarming gift card is not just for the jokes. We pride ourselves on offering a wide range of unique gift ideas for anyone with an appreciation for a joke but who also wants something beyond a run-of-the-mill pun

✔️𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬: Our house warming cards collection is filled with laughter-inducing messages, perfect for sharing a lighthearted moment with those who live nearby. From witty puns to playful jokes, these cards are a great gift for neighbors who appreciate the importance of humor in building a strong and enjoyable community.

✔️𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞: Happy Father's Day! Our card reminds you that having me as your Daughter is the ultimate gift. Thank you for being an amazing father and for all the love and support you've given me. Enjoy your special day, Dad!

✔️𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝: Our happy fathers day card go beyond mere jokes. We take pride in providing a diverse selection of unique gift ideas for anyone who appreciates humor but also seeks something more meaningful than a typical pun. Celebrate your dad with a card that captures the essence of your relationship and shows him how much he means to you

✔️𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬: A collection of Fathers Day Card fishing that will bring laughter to friends, family, and loved ones. Our box set of Father's Day cards is always filled with humor, carefully crafted to never cross the line into meanness. They make an excellent gift for anyone who appreciates the importance of humor in life and wants to celebrate their dad with a touch of laughter and joy.

This funny birthday card assortment features the 8 best selling birthday cards from our collection!

We offer funny cards for women or men who appreciate a joke, but want something beyond a run of the mill pun. Find a funny birthday card for a friend, mom, dad, brother, sister or anyone with a great sense of humor!

Each box of Happy Birthday cards includes 8 greeting cards and 8 envelopes. 1 of each design as shown.

This funny Fathers Day Card from son or daughter reads: Dear Dad, Without Me, Today Would Just Be Like Any Other Day. You're Welcome.

This funny Fathers Day Gift is perfect for the dad with a sense of humor! Pair it with a Fathers Day gift basket, box or bag. Some customers love to simply include a gift card to his favorite store, golf course or restaurant. Honor your father, stepdad, father in law or bonus dad this Fathers Day.

We offer funny cards for women or men who appreciate a joke, but want something beyond a run of the mill pun. Find a funny birthday card for a friend, mom, dad, brother, sister or anyone with a great sense of humor!

This funny Mothers Day card reads: I love you mom despite your excessive use of group texting.

This funny Mothers Day Gift is perfect for the mom with a sense of humor! Pair it with a Mothers Day gift basket, box or bag. Some customers love to simply include a gift card to her favorite store or spa. Honor your mother, stepmother, mother in law or bonus mom this Mothers Day.

We offer funny cards for women or men who appreciate a joke, but want something beyond a run of the mill pun. Find a funny birthday card for a friend, mom, dad, brother, sister or anyone with a great sense of humor!

This funny anniversary card for husband or wife reads: I just feel so sorry for all of the couples who aren't us. It is also perfect as a funny valentines day card for him or her.

We offer funny Valentines Day cards to tell them that you are soulmates meant to be together...without the usual romantic flowery language that makes you gag. It can be a struggle to find Valentines Day gifts for him or her that are actually cute and funny - this one nails it with a simple modern minimalist design and a witty message because let's be honest, this is not a real holiday. Finally adult Valentines Day cards with humor, class and no glitter. Well suited as Valentines card for boyfriend or girlfriend, no matter how long you have been together.

It can never hurt to keep an extra I love you card or thinking of you card on hand...or maybe an I'm sorry card...because you have probably done something annoying in recent history.

Wish your husband the very best this Father's Day with a sweet Father's Day card that tells him just how you feel.

Cover features a key with a heart shaped bow, and ornate lettering accented with colorful metallic foil that reads, "When I found you my heart knew it was home."

Inside reads: "There is a safe and quiet place in this noisy, busy, crazy world, and we have created it together I hope you know that the life we've built means more to me than anything in the world. Happy Father's Day to my wonderful husband."

Wish your husband the very best this Father's Day with a sweet Lady and the Tramp Father's Day card that tells him just how you feel.

Cover features glitter accents, and Lady and the Tramp inside a die-cut heart. Open the card to see them slide toward each other and kiss. Inside reads: "...at the other end of the spaghetti! Happy Father's Day."

With a fun interactive design and sweet sentiment, this card is the perfect way for a husband or wife to celebrate their partner.

Premium super smooth 300gsm white card.

Size (Folded): | 8 x 5.3 inches | 20.5 x 13.5 cm

Make your man blush with this naughty greeting card.

EVERYDAY MAGIC: Send a thoughtful love note! This 5" x 7" Lovepop Lupine Pop-Up Card opens up to reveal an adorable 3D Lupine.

PERFECT POP UP LUPINE: This delightful greeting card features a cute pop up 3D hummingbird!

SLIDE OUT NOTE CARD: This Lovepop occasion card includes a blank tuck-away note card that slides out from under the pop up Lupine to reveal the message; additional postage may be required.

EVERYDAY MAGIC: Send a thoughtful love note. This 5" x 7" Lovepop Pop-Up Everyday Card opens up to reveal an adorable 3D Spring flower with a butterfly.

PERFECT POP UP FLOWER: This delightful greeting card features a cute pop up 3D Spring Flower with a butterfly.

SLIDE OUT NOTE CARD: This Lovepop occasion card includes a blank tuck-away note card that slides out from under the pop up flower to reveal a personal message; additional postage may be required.

Wish a happy Father's Day to your superhero of a dad who's always there to save the day.

Front cover features real shirt fabric opening to reveal the Superman logo. Inside reads: "Dad, there's just no hiding how amazing you are. Happy Father's Day."

With an impressive design and warm sentiment, this card is the perfect way for a son or daughter to celebrate their dad.

BRIGHT & SHINY: 40 units of printed thank you assorted blank cards includes 5 diverse painting of flowers made of pastel watercolors, (8 units each design), classic art style. The thanks cards are blank inside for your personal and heartfelt notes. A bulk set of 40 folded mixed five different samples of cardstock with cheerful yellow envelopes packed in a clear plastic box will keep your cards and envelopes safe, clean and straight.

HIGH QUALITY PAPER CARD WITH A PERFECTLY SIZE: Made of thick and heavy-duty sturdy paper, the mixed greeting cardstock is just in the right size 11.5"L x 8.2"H folding to half size of 5.75”L x 4.1”H , to express your gratitude without having to fill up extra room. The elegant cards are easy to write on with any type of pen, including pencil, and leave plenty of space for showing your sincere appreciation.

ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND: Choose the design that best suits the event, whether it's a wedding, happy birthday party, holiday gifts for employees, bridal shower, baby shower, customers event, funeral, donation event, engagement, anniversary celebration, post-wedding, father's day, mother's day, thanksgiving, Christmas, retirement or invitations.

Share in the new parents' joy with a celebratory congratulations card as they welcome their little one to the family.

First card features a nursery scene embellished with adorable paper attachments of a onesie and crib. Open the card for a surprise pop-up rainbow. Inside reads: "So happy for you and your little one, too."

Second card features a paper attachment of a cheerful sun and a stork carrying a special delivery across a pink sky. Open the card to see the stork fly across the sky toward a sweet little home. Inside reads: "Congratulations."

💞 AWE-INSPIRING 3D POP UP CARD – Imagine the smile on the recipient’s face when they see a tree from anniversary pop up card – our Cherry Blossom card offers a sure-fire way to send a touching message. Research suggests that a message read in a good mood is often taken in the best spirit

🌸 SYMBOL OF PURITY AND ETHEREAL – Cherry blossom is a symbol of beauty and perfect love. Probably because it blooms in the spring, when the darkness of the winter is eradicated, the flower becomes a symbol of a beautiful life

💞 SUITABLE FOR ANY OCCASION – Pretty cherry blossom design of our popup 3d cards is suitable for almost all occasions & purposes – be it for wishing birthdays, father’s day, wedding day or any anniversary, expressing your love in a subtle way, sending party or house warming invitations to friends, family or colleagues!

200 clear poly sheet protectors

Archival safe and acid free

Secure top loading

Digital printed on 300gsm quality card stock.

Comes with matching envelope. Card size: 20.5 cm x 13.5cm / 8" x 5.3"

Blank inside for your own message if necessary.

50 Clear 8.5" x 11" poly sheet protectors

Archival safe and acid free

Secure top loading

100 UNIQUE THANK YOU CARDS WITH ENVELOPES - NO DUPLICATES: You never have to send the same thank you note cards to multiple individuals. That’s because each of our 4x6 inch blank thank you greeting cards is expertly crafted with its own fresh, colorful, signature design - there are no duplicates.

BLANK GREETING CARDS ASSORTMENT: Our colorful thank you greeting cards assortment offers you maximum versatility. They are blank on the inside and feature fun designs on the outside. Use them for any occasion that warrants a show of gratitude including adult and kid thank you cards, bridal showers, weddings, small business, sympathy, birthdays... the possibilities are truly endless! In addition, we have plenty of designs to suit a variety of male, female and kid audiences.

4x6 INCH SUPERIOR QUALITY THANK YOU NOTECARDS AND ENVELOPES SET: Make a statement about who you are and how much you care. Our blank thank you cards are made of thick, heavy duty card stock and are 4x6 inches. They also come in a sturdy storage box for keeping unused cards in perfect condition.

Congratulate the graduate and wish them the best in their next chapter with a sparkly graduation card they're sure to appreciate.

Cover features a glittery gold laser-cut overlay of trees and hills on an ombré blue background, and the message: "For a special graduate. 'We must each find our own way and walk our own paths on the journey to who we are.'"

Inside reads: "As you come to this crossroad in life, venture onward—travel the highway you long to explore. Strive to accomplish the goals that seem greatest, prize your achievements, reach out for still more… Believe in yourself as you challenge the future, give your best efforts, don't settle for less. Follow the dreams you hold close to your heart down the path that will lead you to true happiness. Best wishes to you."

Quantity：Package includes 150 Sets Floral Thank You Card with Envelopes and Stickers Assortment. Including 75 pcs Floral White Greeting Cards, 75 pcs Floral Chalkboard Greeting Cards, 75 pcs white self-seal envelopes and 75 pcs kraft brown self-seal envelops with 15 sheets label round stickers with 10 designs for better sticking.

Dimension (WxL): Floral Greeting Cards measures 4.6" x 6.3" when they are folded, white self-seal envelopes and kraft self-seal envelops are appr. 4.8" x 6.5", and Round Label Stickers are 1.5" in diameter. Each set thank you cards easy to write a message on the blank side of the greeting card. Self-seal envelops will have enough space for you to include a 4”x6” photo in your message of thanks.

Design/Color: These Floral Thank You Card features 6 assorted Floral and Greenery Watercolor design with the letter “Thank You” on the chalkboard and white backgrounds. The label round stickers features 10 different fonts “Thank You” on the black background. With foldable design, Floral Greeting Cards are blank on the inside for you to customize with your own personalization.

Cards are blank inside for your personal message

Papyrus blank card set includes 12 cards, 12 pink envelopes with butterfly lining and 12 gold seals

Cards measure 5.87 in. x 4.12 in.

𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃! Create big laughs when someone opens this funny birthday card and suddenly hears a recorded bday message of Donald Trump's booming voice saying: "I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I'll just say, you're hired!

𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍! Whether you're a patriot or a prankster (or a patriotic prankster), this is the greatest birthday card you can give somebody. This novelty talking card is a funny gift for both Republicans and Democrats. And even though it's a great gag or prank, the elegance and extra durability of this high-quality, glossy finish card is sure to impress colleagues and acquaintances.

𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 & 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎 - The elegance and extra durability of this high-quality, glossy finish card with state-of-the-art audio technology is sure to impress colleagues and acquaintances. Plenty of blank space inside the card for you to add your own words or write custom messages and season's greetings. Perfect for men or women of any political persuasion.

Send best wishes with a card that's as special as he is.

Cover features embossed and 3D nuts and bolts on a wood background. Inside reads: "When it comes to being a great dad, you totally nailed it."

With an impressive design and sincere sentiment, this card is the perfect way to send your best to one of your favorite guys.

Brace yourself . . . for the perfect Father's Day card for cat lovers or cat dads.

Cover features foil accents and an innocent looking kitten peeking out from behind a chair. Inside reads: "Father's Day Hug Incoming!" with an exciting pop up.

With a cheerful sentiment and pop up design, this card is fun way to wish a Happy Father's Day to your dad, stepdad, father-in-law, grandfather, brother, son, uncle, nephew, husband, partner, or other good-natured man in your life.

Digital printed on quality 300gsm recyclable card stock.

Card Size (Folded): 20.5cm x 13.5cm / 8" x 5.3"

Comes with envelope,Card left blank inside for your personal written message.

SIZE: Our classic Father's Day pop-up card is 5 inches wide by 7 inches tall.

QUANTITY: One Lovepop with one blank envelope and the Lovepop Note, a little note card that slides away with your own personal touch.

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Papyrus boxed card set includes 14 cards, 14 pink envelopes with blue lining and 16 gold seals

Cards measure 4 in. x 5. 5 in.

Cards are blank inside for your personal message