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💰 FAST & FULL ABSORPTION - Why waste your money on herbal hemorrhoid pills and capsules when your body can only absorb 39-52% of them? Did you know your body uses 98% of spagyric herbal extracts but only up to 52% of capsules? You're literally throwing away half your money! Due to the fact your body doesn't need to break down a spagyric extract, 98% of the beneficial properties in the liquid are absorbed into your system, immediately!

💪 PURE, CONCENTRATED, POTENT - Alcohol-based spagyric tinctures are the most potent and effective way to harness and utilize the power of herbs! They absorb through the mouth/stomach wall and are immediately drawn into your bloodstream. Spagyrics are far superior to other hemorrhoid products because they're highly energized and concentrate the full character (beneficial properties, nutrients, enzymes and mineral salts) of plants and herbs instead of isolating just one.

🩹 EFFECTIVE, SOOTHING, RELIEF - We used to sell herbal capsule supplements, but once uncovering how much more effective tinctures are we switched solely over to those. We do a specialty process that increases bioavailability, efficacy, and potency. It’s a unique combination of holistic herbs and modern science. By separating the three basic principles (Oils, Alcohol and Mineral Salts) of a plant and then recombining them the end product is unlike any other herbal hemorrhoid treatment!

COMPREHENSIVE TREATMENT KIT: TUCKS Relief Kit comes with two complementary products in a single kit to help treat hemorrhoid symptoms. The witch hazel pads and lidocaine cream provide immediate relief from burning and itching.

PROTECTS FROM IRRITATION: TUCKS witch hazel pads effectively cleanse sensitive areas, soothe, and protect irritated spots, and help to calm inflamed tissue. The max strength cream numbs intense pain and protects sore, raw skin from irritation.

CLEANSES FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE: The ultra-soft pads can be used to cleanse outer rectal or vaginal areas. They are pH balanced, hypo-allergenic, and dye-free. Use the cream and pads together or separately as needed.

HEMORRHOID TREATMENT COOLING PADS: TUCKS Medicated Pads help to provide immediate relief from burning and itching caused by hemorrhoids and are helpful in relieving discomfort following childbirth, rectal, or vaginal surgery.

PROTECTS FROM IRRITATION: TUCKS witch hazel pads effectively cleanse sensitive areas, soothe, and protect irritated spots, and help to calm inflamed tissue.

CLEANSES FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE: The ultra-soft pads can be used to cleanse outer rectal or vaginal areas. They are pH balanced, hypo-allergenic, and dye-free.

6 FLIP-TOP PACKS: Cottonelle GentlePlus Flushable Wet Wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E, 6 flip-top packs; 42 flushable wipes per pack (6 packs of 42) (252 total flushable wipes).

WET WIPES FOR A HEALTHY CLEAN: Cottonelle GentlePlus Flushable Wet Wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E leave you comfortably dry with premium softness that cleans gently, removes moisture, and is safe for sensitive skin.

SEPTIC-SAFE FLUSHABLE WIPES: Super soft, quality Cottonelle GentlePlus Flushable Wet Wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E are septic-safe and keep your hands and bottom protected and clean as you wipe.

Includes one 2.0 ounce tube of Preparation H hemorrhoidal ointment for hemorrhoid symptom relief

Provides prompt, soothing relief for hemorrhoid itching, burning and discomfort

Relieves both internal hemorrhoid symptoms and external hemorrhoid symptoms

9 flip-top packs of Cottonelle FreshFeel Flushable Wet Wipes ;336 total wipes—packaging may vary from what is shown; available on Amazon.

Feel shower-fresh with adult wet wipes that break down like toilet paper by losing the majority of strength within 30 minutes of flushing and 4x faster than national brands based on strength loss testing.

Designed for toilets, tested with plumbers ; our adult wet wipes break down like toilet paper by losing the majority of strength within 30 minutes of flushing and 4x faster than national brands based on strength loss testing.

Four 48 count packs of Preparation H Hemorrhoid Wipes with Witch Hazel for gentle, everyday cleansing

Hemorrhoid treatment delivers relief of irritation caused by external hemorrhoids while cleansing the affected area

Medicated wipes formulated with soothing aloe and cleansing witch hazel

Make Me Feel So Good: Butts Deserve Better than dry and scratchy toilet paper. There is no better way to care for your butt post-poo than with Goodwipes. Toilet Paper spreads and smears poop, cuts your skin, and leaves remnants behind. Goodwipes have a Heavenly feel that calms, cools and soothes your rear end with no irritation. Baby wipes cannot be flushed and leave a soapy and filmy residue. The Rosewater flavor will leave your behind smelling like a sweet rose petal.

Big Butt Wipes: Size Matters and Goodwipes are 40% larger than the average flushable wipe and are the largest flushable butt wipes in the world! Measuring 8.25 x 6.25 inches at a whopping 51.56 sq. inches, goodwipes cover your entire hand. Fold and wipe 2-4 times with just one wipe. Thick + sturdy, strong + soft, you can wipe more with less and still be safe to flush.. We wipe big butts and we cannot lie.

Gentle to the Touch: Our personal cleansing wipes are safe for sensitive skin. pH balanced to work with your body, alcohol-free, free of harmful chemicals like toxins or parabens, and hypoallergenic using safe scents naturally derived from soaking botanicals in purified water. No phenoxyethanol, bleach or chlorine here! Leaves skin feeling normal after use, not super wet. No need for toilet paper ever again.

BILLIONS OF BUTTS WIPED: We make flushable wipes—billions of 'em—assembled right here in the USA. We started this hole revolution against toilet paper from our apartment and now wipe over 1 billion butts every year. So join us. You'll have never felt so fresh after that morning coffee

EXTRA LARGE FLUSHABLE WIPES: When it comes to flushable wipes, size matters. And we're big. Up to 35% larger than the other guys. Because nobody wants a little wipe after a big burrito

FLUSHABLE & 100% PLANT SOURCED FIBERS: Our flushable wipes are made with plastic free and plant sourced fibers. Unlike baby wipes, DUDE Wipes are sewer and septic-safe and begin to break down when flushed. Say goodbye to toilet paper and say hello to DUDE flushable wet wipes for the whole family

BILLIONS OF BUTTS WIPED: We make flushable wipes—billions of 'em—assembled right here in the USA. We started this hole revolution against toilet paper from our apartment and now wipe over 1.5 billion butts every year. So join us. You'll have never felt so fresh after that morning coffee

EXTRA LARGE FLUSHABLE WIPES: When it comes to flushable wipes, size matters. And we're big. Up to 35% larger than the other guys. Because nobody wants a little wipe after a big burrito

FLUSHABLE & 100% PLANT SOURCED FIBERS: Our flushable wipes are made with plastic free and plant sourced fibers. Unlike baby wipes, DUDE Wipes are sewer and septic-safe and begin to break down when flushed. Say goodbye to toilet paper and say hello to DUDE flushable wet wipes for the whole family

One 1 oz tube of Preparation H Hemorrhoid Ointment

Preparation H Hemorrhoid Ointment helps relieve symptoms of both internal and external hemorrhoids

Pain and itch relief ointment quickly relieves itching, burning and discomfort

SAY GOODBYE TO TOILET PAPER FOREVER: Butts deserve better in the bathroom than dry scratchy toilet paper – Goodwipes are flushable butt wipes with a heavenly feel that calms, cools and soothes and actually cleans your rear end with no irritation. Baby wipes cannot be flushed and leave a soapy and filmy residue. Toilet paper spreads and smears poop, cuts your skin, and leaves remnants behind. Bidets only spread poop around.

GENTLE TO THE TOUCH: Our Shea Coco personal cleansing wipes leave skin feeling normal after use, not super wet, and your behind smelling like a sweet pina colada; they stay moist, never dry, thanks to our travel safe double moisture-lock lid. Just gently pull to grab one wipe at a time.

BIG BUTT WIPES: Size matters and Goodwipes are the largest flushable butt wipes in the world for adults, 40% larger than the average flushable wipe; thick + sturdy, strong + soft for women & men, kids, and dudes. Wipe more with less and still be safe to flush. Goodwipes cover your entire hand, fold and wipe 2-4 times with just one wipe. We wipe big butts and we cannot lie.

One tube of cream

Maximum strength

Relieves itch

One 1.8 Ounce tube

delivers fast pain relief

provides soothing relief

One bottle

Maximum strength

Relieves itch

UPGRADE YOUR BATHROOM: Nice 'n Clean Moist Flushable Wipes are designed to provide a fresher, cleaner feeling instead of using toilet paper alone. Clean, refresh, and deodorize yourself for an all-day clean feeling!

SAFE FOR SEWERS AND SEPTIC SYSTEMS: The wet wipes are made with an advanced flushable technology from 100% plant-based materials, meaning they are safe for well-maintained sewers and septic systems so you can feel confident flushing one wipe at a time.

GENTLE ON SKIN: Each flushable wipe is infused with Aloe and Vitamin E for a moisturizing boost where you need it most. The wipes are hypoallergenic, alcohol-free, and free from chemical binders making the wipes adult and children-friendly.

Sensitivity Matters to Your Sensitive Parts: Infused with Aloe Vera & Vitamin E to protect you from itching and irritation. Our wipes are gentle on your skin, made with plant sourced fibers, no harmful parabens, alcohol free, fragrant free, pH balanced, and can be used on all body parts.

High Quality, Durable and 100% Flushable: Booty Wipes are large (5.9x7.5in), extremely durable, and 100% flushable with plant-sourced fibers to safely break down in sewers. The wipes come out easily, one at a time, and stay moist. Female toilet wipes flushable safe.

Multifunctional, Perfect For: Home Bathroom Use, Feminine Hygiene, Facial Cleansing, Sensitive Skin, Public Restrooms, Outdoor Activity, and Hands & Body Wipes. Can be used by Adults & Children.

Includes one 48-count box of Preparation H Suppositories for prompt, soothing hemorrhoid relief.

Provides relief from symptoms of internal hemorrhoids including painful burning, itching and discomfort.

Works immediately to prevent further irritation from hemorrhoid symptoms.

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Lightweight and Portable for Your Convenience – Use at home or on the go. Please note this seat cushion is firm as it needs to be adequately supportive. If your preference is for a soft cushion this might not be the right one for you

Note: for a limited time, you may receive the original (fam fave), non-compostable version

Now compostable! Compostable plant-based wipes disintegrate in 8 weeks

Gentle and safe for Baby but great for the whole family; Made with over 99% Water; Only 7 transparent ingredients

🚽FLUSH EM': Certified Flushable. Septic & Sewer Safe. Stall Mates exceeds the highest levels of dispersibility with significantly higher strength and softness than other wipe brands, making our wipe certified flushable.

🇺🇸AMERICAN MADE: Made in USA using clean, renewable solar energy. Our company will forever uphold a passion for the highest standards, an appreciation for diversity, and a commitment to corporate integrity. Stall Mates will give back to its community, care for the environment, and strive for ever-strengthened social responsibility.

🌱NATURAL INGREDIENTS: Made With Aloe, Cucumber & Chamomile. We use cucumber in our formula, to reduce inflamed or irritated skin, and hydration thanks to its high water content. Aloe vera is rich in water, which helps hydrate the skin. soothe, comfort and moisturize the skin, particularly those with sensitive skin. Chamomile helps soothe, comfort and moisturize the skin, particularly those with sensitive skin.

BILLIONS OF BUTTS WIPED: We make flushable wipes—billions of 'em—and our customers say we're the best at it; We started this hole revolution against toilet paper from our apartment and now wipe over 1 billion butts every year

GO ANYWHERE: Our individually wrapped wipes give you the confidence to drop a deuce at the office, bar, restaurant, school, porta john, or any other scary bathroom situation you can imagine; The world is your toilet, go forth and let it rip

FLUSHABLE & 100% PLANT SOURCED FIBERS: Our flushable wipes are made with plastic free and plant sourced fibers; Unlike baby wipes, DUDE Wipes are sewer and septic-safe and begin to break down when flushed

LEAVE THE PAIN BEHIND: Doctor Butler’s hemorrhoid ointment was developed by a Board Certified Proctologist to ensure only the best ingredients to bring you hemorrhoid relief and fissure treatment. This lidocaine cream formula works as a numbing cream for quick relief of pain from hemorrhoids, and is made with Phenylephrine, a vasoconstrictor to help reduce swelling.*

LEADING HEMORRHOID CREAM: Join more than 200,000 satisfied new customers who purchased Doctor Butler’s hemorrhoid products for relief of pain over the past year. Feel the rapid relief of pain, discomfort, Burning, Itching and Swelling from Hemorrhoids & Fissures.*

HEAL, SOOTHE and PROTECT: You’ll discover instant relief with this paraben free lidocaine ointment that also features herbs, essential oils and minerals, and amino acids for added healing solutions. Aloe vera extract, ginseng extract and horse chestnut bring you further benefits with skin protectant properties.*

One box of wipes

Maximum strength

Relieves itch

All Natural Ingredients: Made With Only The Purest Salts & Essential Oils and Packaged In A Safe BPA-Free Pouch With An Easy Press-Lock Seal For Safe & Convenient Storage - No Additives, No SLSAs, Nothing Harmful Just 100% Pure Natural Ingredients

Soothes & Relieves: Enjoy An All Natural Sitz Bath Salt Made With USP Grade Epsom Salt & Pure Essential Oils Designed To Help Soothe & Relax Those Unmentionable Areas

Made With Pure Essential Oils: Includes Geranium, Frankincense, Niaouli, Juniper, & Lavender Essential Oils Plus Vitamin C Crystals To Neutralize Your Bath Water - We Source Real Essential Oils Direct From Their Origin

5% Topical Lidocaine Cream Maximum Strength - This lidocaine gel cream temporarily relieves pain, burning, and itching, reduces inflammation and soreness

FSA HSA Approved Eligible - Infused with Aloe Vera and Vitamin E, this numb cream soothes and protects the skin from irritations. Best for minor cuts, minor scrapes, minor burns, insect bites, and anorectal disorders

Best Efficacy, Fast-Acting & Long-Lasting - This topical numbing cream begins numbing in 3-5 minutes, peaks after 20-25 minutes, and lasts for 1 hour from its peak. Enhanced with Liposomal Technology

Ready-to-use cleansing pads

Naturally refreshing toner and astringent

No artificial fragrances or dyes

Flushable, alcohol-free wipes are sewer-safe and septic-safe

CleanRipple Texture removes what dry tissue leaves behind

Gentle enough to clean hands and face at home or when traveling

16 FLIP-TOP PACKS: Cottonelle GentlePlus Flushable Wet Wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E, 16 flip-top packs; 42 flushable wipes per pack (16 packs of 14) (672 total flushable wipes).

WET WIPES FOR A HEALTHY CLEAN: Cottonelle GentlePlus Flushable Wet Wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E leave you comfortably dry with premium softness that cleans gently, removes moisture, and is safe for sensitive skin.

SEPTIC-SAFE FLUSHABLE WIPES: Super soft, quality Cottonelle GentlePlus Flushable Wet Wipes with Aloe & Vitamin E are septic-safe and keep your hands and bottom protected and clean as you wipe.

The only cleansing cloth containing 100% All Natural Witch Hazel Astringent.

Effective enough to soothe chronic skin conditions and cleanse first aid skin irritations.

Gentle enough for daily use on Face & Body.