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- BEAT THE STRESS: Punctuate that stressful day at work with a touch of humor! These funny memo pads spark a smile on anyone’s face and cheekily say what you really feel. Every set comes with 4 funny notepads for quadruple the chuckles and laughter.

- PERFECT COWORKER GIFTS: Looking for fun office supplies to surprise your colleagues with? A unique gift your boss will relish? Dish out these humorous note pads and make their day. They’re also great as Christmas stocking stuffers and gag gifts.

- QUALITY YOU’LL LOVE: No dealing with ink bleeding through or message pads that easily tear. We’ve used high-quality paper accentuated by beautiful graphics and a vibrant pop of color. Each pad includes 50 sheets of paper to give you ample writing room.

EXPRESS YOUR LOVE - Show your significant other you care in hilarious fashion. This fun greeting card is perfect as an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day card for your husband, boyfriend, wife, or girlfriend

MADE TO IMPRESS - Greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick premium card stock.

KEEP IT PRISTINE – This romantic card comes with a high-quality kraft paper envelope to keep your naughty love message safe.

3 PIECE SET - This funny collection includes an oven mitt, a tea towel and a potholder all featuring the same humorous design

PREMIUM QUALITY - All 3 pieces made of 100% cotton with long lasting screen printing. They are durable and machine washable.

HEAT RESISTANT - Potholder and oven mitt are designed with extra thick insulation to keep hands safe and cool during baking and cooking.

4 PACK – This set of refrigerator magnets comes with 4 different designs to create a unique and sassy collection.

INCLUDES ALL 4 DESIGNS – Our pack includes all 4 designs pictured. These strong magnets are decorative and useful.

3” X 2’” SIZE – These funny retro refrigerator magnets make a great gift for any women friend or white elephant gift exchange.

GREAT RETIREMENT GIFT IDEA – Our roll of 3 ply toilet tissue will have them roaring in laughter

SKIN-SAFE PRINTING - Quality bathroom paper with no-smudge

CRACK ‘EM UP - Hilarious message printed on each sheet!

Please note: This is an empty prank gift box. Shower Margarita machines are not real. The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist.

Every panel is a hilarious parody of product info, selling points, instructions and warnings - all of which appear at first glance to be plausible.

Transforms any gift into “that gift!” that people will be giggling about for a long time.

FUNNY GAG - Be sure you never run out of beloved TP with this Emergency Stash Roll

CRACK ‘EM UP - Hilarious message printed on each sheet!

GREAT 2020 GIFT IDEA – Our roll of 3 ply toilet tissue will have them roaring in laughter

Everyday stenos have durable covers in red, black, blue and green

No-snag coil resists catching on papers or clothing. Acid Free-Yes

6" x 9"; Gregg ruled, 80 sheets; 4 Pack

12-pack of 50-sheet note pads with letter-size 16 pound White paper; ideal for everyday use at home, school, or office

Wide ruled with 11/32 inch line spacing for larger handwriting and easier reading and transcribing

Sturdy chipboard backing for added writing pad support

SIMPLY BETTER NOTETAKING: Hard-working Legal Pad writing pads have an everyday-weight paper that still manages to feel luxurious; gel and ballpoint pens write smoothly and effortlessly.

STURDY & STRONG SUPPORT: The sturdy chipboard back lets you take notes on your lap or as you stand and hurry through your day; perfect for writing on the go

MAKE A CLEAN BREAK: Not all perforations are the same. Micro perforations are made to hold pages securely, so the notes you want stay and the notes you don’t detach cleanly without effort.

Includes: 6 quality pads of 50 Sheets of paper each

Micro perforated sheets for easy, clean tear out of pages

Smooth writing paper and strong backer

12-pack of 50-sheet standard 16 lb. narrow-ruled, perforated note pads; white

Ideal for use in offices, schools, businesses, homes and more

Narrow ruled 1/4 inch line spacing for smaller handwriting or to write more notes on a single page

6-pack of 50-sheet note pads; 2 of each pastel color (Pink, Orchid, and Blue) for optional color coding; ideal for home, school, or office

Narrow ruled 9/32-inch line spacing for smaller handwriting or to write more notes on a single page

Sturdy chipboard backing for added writing pad support

Includes: 6 quality pads of 50 Sheets of paper each

Micro perforated sheets for easy, clean tear out of pages

Smooth writing paper and strong backer

PORTABLE SIZE --- 4 in x 6 in, 6 pads/pack, 45 sheets/pad

COLORFUL --- 6 colors, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple

BRIGHT PAPER --- 80gsm sturdy stickies don't tear apart, curl up or spill ink

Dry erase markers in a range of bold, vibrant colors

Ultra-fine tip for precise marking in small spaces

Low odor ink, ideal for home, classroom, and office use

To Do Memo Pads: These elegant and cute notepads for women feature four unique fruit designs that scream of the cheerful summer, pineapple, orange, strawberry, lemon

Perfect For: These colorful notepads are great for writing down shopping, grocery lists, recipes, reminders, notes, and to-do daily lists; they are great for the office, home, school, and classrooms

High Quality: The premium quality offset lined paper will meet your quirky stationery needs while also providing a perfect using experience.

✔️ HARRY POTTER THEMED: This adorable note pad features some of our favorite Harry Potter icons including potion bottles, eye glasses, cauldron, wand and stack of books. Keep your notepad close by to jot down to do's, action items or notes and numbers to remember. The perfect magical notepad to brighten your muggle day!

✔️ STURDY NOTEPAD - The note pad is glued on the top edge to a cardboard backer, which keeps it strong and sturdy.

✔️ QUALITY WRITING PAPER - Our notepads feature quality 60 lb. paper to provide a smooth writing surface while minimizing bleed.

Lined Spiral Cat Notebook: Ideal for taking notes and keeping work in order, use as a diary or journal notebook for brainstorming ideas, creative writing,or simply just doodling and drawing

Cat Party Supplies: Spruce up your cat theme party and add one of these spiral cat notebooks to goody bags, use as pinata filler, or place them on the dining or dessert table for decoration

Travel Size: The spiral-bound notepad measures approximately 2.75 x 4.25 inches; easily carry them in your pocket, backpack, purse or bag

❤️ INSPIRE YOUR CREATIVITY: Whether you're journaling your daily gratitude, jotting down ideas, writing stories or poems, recipes, tracking your dreams, noting personalized religious passages, or taking meeting notes, our elegant, ruled notebook encourages your best ideas and creativity.

📖 UNIQUELY THICKER PAPER: With 160 pages / 80 sheets of crisp, ruled, ivory cream paper, our pads feature uniquely thicker paper with 120gsm to resist pen ink bleed, erasing, ghosting, and shading. The regular A5 size (8.3 x 5.8 inch) is perfect for your writing set.

📐 ENGINEERED TO PERFECTION: Our notebooks are built to last, with a rigorous in-house bookbinding process that includes a secure elastic closure, subtle bookmark ribbon, 180° lay-flat binding, and deep back pocket for space to store your essentials.

Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hex-hence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad!

Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true

A powerful gift for your friends

To-Do Magnetic Note Pads: The magnetic pads for refrigerator come with 60 sheets each

Ideal For: Use our shopping lists with magnets to write down grocery items, reminders, notes, and errands; the fruit fridge notepad set is excellent for the office, home, or school

Easy to Write on: Made of quality offset paper that is sturdy and durable; a magnet covers the entire backing, so your magnetic fridge notepad sticks to almost any metal surface like refrigerators, lockers, filing cabinets

GET MORE VALUE with our 5-PACK of Field Note Books. GET MORE, SPEND LESS!

400 PAGES IN TOTAL - Each book contains 80 PAGES (40 sheets)

SMALL SIZED - This mini memo pad is 5x8 inches. HIGH QUALITY, acid-free paper

Give your friends, family, or coworkers (or yourself!) the very best with an adorable notepad and pen set.

Notepads and pen feature classic Mickey Mouse designs that are perfect for year round use. A great addition to anyone's stationery supply as they get organized for the new year or back to school.

Buy in bulk to keep these handy gifts at the ready for your next last-minute gift exchange or holiday gathering. Pair with one of Hallmark's small gift bags to give your gift the final finishing touch.

Give your friends, family, or coworkers the very best with an adorable pen featuring their favorite pup.

Retractable pen features a joyful Snoopy on a red background, perfect for back to school, birthdays, or the holidays.

Buy several to bring to your next last-minute gift exchange (and don't forget to save one for yourself!). Pairs perfectly with Hallmark's Peanuts notepads and other stationery products.

Give your friends, family, or coworkers (or yourself!) the very best with an adorable Mickey Mouse notepad.

Notepad features a gold foil Mickey Mouse silhouette and gold gilded edges, perfect for year-round use. A great addition to anyone's stationery supply as they get organized for the new year or back to school.

Buy in bulk to keep this handy gift at the ready for your next last-minute gift exchange or holiday gathering. Pair with one of Hallmark's small gift bags to give your gift the final finishing touch.

PLAYFUL DESIGN: The bright and colorful Sun Notepad brings a fun and happy touch to your daily school routine or grocery list and is a delightful replacement to your typical stationery.

WHAT'S INCLUDED: Every decorative notepad includes 50 pages that are perfect for teacher, parent, and student use.

CREATIVE VERSATILITY: Carson Dellosa's conveniently sized small notepads can be used for reminders, calendar notes, homework notes, name tags, and school room decorations.

With the hectic pace of the modern world, it’s hard to plan, track, and execute household meals; keep it simple by harkening back to the bygone era of home-economics: if you schedule the food you eat with a menu planner, you’ll always know what’s for dinner

6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back

Track meals with style and a refreshing minty hue

With the hectic pace of the modern world, it’s hard to plan, track, and execute household meals; keep it simple by harkening back to the bygone era of home-economics: if you schedule the food you eat with a menu planner, you’ll always know what’s for dinner

Includes: one (1) 6 x 9-inches note pad, 60 sheets; magnet on back

Track meals with style with the original What to Eat meal planner pad, magnetic for fridge, so you'll forage no more!

PLAYFUL DESIGN: The bright and colorful Frog Notepad brings a fun and happy touch to your daily school routine or grocery list and is a delightful replacement to your typical stationery.

WHAT'S INCLUDED: Every decorative notepad includes 50 pages that are perfect for teacher, parent, and student use.

CREATIVE VERSATILITY: Carson Dellosa's conveniently sized small notepads can be used for reminders, calendar notes, homework notes, name tags, and school room decorations.